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Beautiful Murder**~Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And it is not always what it seems Do not only look upon it once, or twice, but many times. Because things are not always as they seem. Not even murder.~**Beautiful Murder
I walked slowly down a path. The beauty of it all was surreal. The trees swayed in the breeze, fallen leaves gently floating and falling again, my mind felt masochist against this moment. I, for unknown reasons, turned and began to walk toward the tallest tree And climbed it. So lovely this felt, wondering off in this evergreen beauty, searching for any signs of life other than mine, and the presence that I felt. It was cold and d
by ~Emoestninja
Nature's MistakesI don’t deserve to look at your sunset Because I never had the power to run this Because my clouds just aren’t that beautiful There’s never been a bigger mistakeNature's Mistakes
And as we look into the crescent moon And I realize that you always knew The fault behind every lie Mistakes are nothing now
I see the time in your eyes And your sundial sees the sun fading And I bring you the snow And mistakes come back to play
We sink below the earth And together we live in the core The seasons and the sun
Love is the biggest mistake
by ~Emoestninja
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10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale
10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming y
by ~nikatil
10 Ways to Annoy Charlie Swan10 Ways to Annoy Charlie Swan10 Ways to Annoy Charlie Swan
10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob or Mike.
9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.
8. Decorate his handcuffs with pink lace and flowers the call the station requesting to speak with Chief Swan Princess.
7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.
6. Tak
by ~nikatil
10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she g
by ~nikatil
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his ha
by ~nikatil
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